Intern Inbox: The GREATEST e-mail that I have ever received at Playboy.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

No need for an explanation. Please just read on...


Hey bud,
David (Sides) came over after he had lunch with you, I didn't get his text that he was here until I woke up at 1.
I went to The Box last night and it was the craziest thing I have ever seen. A girl queefed as conducted by a midget, and an R Kelly impersonator pissed into some girls pussy and she squirted it back out. I was there til 5 this morning just in shock and awe, I'll have to tell you all about it.
Also, I'm booked to go to Vegas later this month for labor day weekend... I know you were planning on September...


This e-mail was received from one of our On-Campus Representatives.

Thanks Willem, I did not eat lunch today.

Strike a Pose: Playboy Intern Becomes Model on TV for a Morning.

As some of you may have caught on...working for Playboy leads you towards some of the most random side-jobs and side-tasks ever. Luckily, this one was sa-weet!


How it happened: Joseph DeAcetis is the head honcho (Fashion Director) when it comes to fashion at Playboy Enterprises, Inc. In our August Issue, Joseph composed a piece about modern day Cowboy Fashion as a tribute to the top American Bull-riders (Cannot imagine how to spell their names for the life of me). Jessica from the Public Relations Department was asked to gather some models to showcase Mr. DeAcetis' picks for a modern cowboy wardrobe and one of the models chosen was me!

Where was it?: It was in New York City at the studio for the CW11, which is one of the more popular channels on basic TV here in New York. The segment was filmed live for the CW11 Morning News Show and was broadcasted to milli0ns of people throughout New York.

"Insert West Side Story Line here, haha"

What was it like?: Not what you would think, I'll tell you that much. Call time was 6:30a.m. So, you can imagine how tired I was. After hanging out in the greenroom and changing into the outfits we would be showcasing, they gave us a brief walk-through of what we would be doing. One thing stuck in my head from the overview..."Look Straight". I started to get nervous when I realized the pants were slowly sliding down and did not want to mess up the segment. When it was my turn to go down the runway, a couple of the camera guys are waving at me to look at their camera, but I try to look straight and get confused.

What did I wear?: Jacket and shirt by Paul Stuart. Jeans by AG. Boots by Donald Pliner

Check out the official video of the segment here

Ask Charlie Test Video: Advice from a Playboy Intern.

As mentioned in my last post, I will be featured as somewhat of an adviser for PlayboyU and have finally put together a test video. Keep in mind that this is a rough draft of a rough draft; therefore, it is nowhere close to being the finished product.

My verdict:

• Sick ass intro.
• Shitty and boring when I speak.
• Background looks to ghetto.

I have received some great pointers from Chris Duncan. Let me know what you think...

Rise of Charlie will be on PlayboyU.com: Ask Charlie...

What's up everybody?,

Soooo...
Some pretty cool news:I will be featured on as somewhat of an advisor. The whole concept is for people to let me know any problems or hard choices that they are facing and I will either help them out by making their decision easier.

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Here is a sneak peak of the feature graphic:

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It will be a video feature with an intro performed by Lil' Wayne.

The song will be Weezy's remix (link to hear it)of the old Beatle's hit "Help".

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One thing that I am worried about it how much of a dick I can come across as by being honest.

Let's see if the PlayboyU community can handle it...

Why So Serious??? The Dark Knight & The Mail Room Guys at Playboy are the Shit!

What's going on, everybody?

Over the past few months, the mail room guys here have had me drooling over The Dark Knight.


We have seen about 20 minutes worth of footage from the movie and it looks awesome.

Alberto from the mailroom and I have been plotting to see the very first showing here in New York, but we're hesitant because lines at the movies in New York resemble lines at College Fest.

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Line at CollegeFest 2007:

Since Alberto seems to be backing out, I'm thinking of going solo at like 6a.m. The reviews of this movie were amazing and are supposed to be Earth shaking as Heath's final bow.

I'll let you know if I grew the balls to go or not and how the movie is.

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Why I'm such a douche...

Why the hell have I not written on this for like a month? I'm not one for excuses, so let us be real. I'm a lazy douche bag.

If I were to use an excuse, I would say I've been really busy or that there hasn't been that many really exciting things going on here. Half of that would be true.

So let me cut the bullshit and post something to let you know what is going on behind the scenes.

I will be more loyal with my posts. Scouts Honor.

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Good news:We already have a sponsor for College Fest. It's a video game called Saint's Row 2, which is pretty much like Grand Theft Auto, but with gangs.

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Bad News: My desk was sabotaged!

A day in the life of an intern: How to stay smiling all day...

First of all, you should already be smiling like crazy...it's summer for crying out loud. Nonetheless, while working, I can tend to just turn into a robot when I have a long task to do. How do I keep myself energized and in a ridiculously happy mental state.

1. I work for Playboy...enough said.
2. Clips like these of course...

One of my co-workers had sent me these 2 videos today and I was nearly in tears (don't worry, they are only 1 minute each):

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News Anchors cracking on a model who busted her ass on the runway:

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Reptile freaks out news anchor:

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Witness the Rise of Charlie at the Yankee Game!!!

What a freakin day yesterday was! Not only did I get a lot accomplished at work and have no class on what was supposed to be the last day of classes, but I met some new people at work that I haven't had the privilege to work with yet.

Short Quest Meeting the Fashion Director: Late in the work day, I went to make myself some popcorn in the staff kitchen. Usually when I do this, I make like 6 cups of extra popcorn to give to whoever would want some. One of the people who asked for popcorn was the Global Fashion Director at Playboy. He was a really nice guy and said down the line he could use me as a model. As cool as that was to hear, I dished out more popcorn and headed back to my cube.

The Yankee Game: While finishing up working on raising awareness of our upcoming June issue, an angel came to my cube, haha. One of the personnel in the department I work in offered myself and Chris Yankee tickets, because they weren't going to be able to attend the game. My mind and mouth took over and said the word "of course" immediately. One hour later, I was in the 10th row at Yankee Stadium!



I love sports, so this was Christmas come early for me! It was a pretty sweet game and I wound up bringing 3 available friends. Initially, I planned on going with Chris and we'd end up taking one other person each, but Chris was pretty tired and had a lot to do.

The game was sweet, tickets were amazing, weather was perfect and the crowd around us was awesome!!! I couldn't have asked for more.

Check out the video I made:

Evolving Into More of an Asshole...

Cinco De Mayo was interesting to say the least. Nothing major, just wings and beer with some friends. While getting gas, I struck up a conversation with some spanish girl (my favorite). She looked sooo much like the girl from the first Fast and Furious.

Jordana Brewster:
It was in conversing with this stuck up bitch that I've realized I'm evolving into more of an asshole. Believe me when I say that this is something I have desperately needed. I'm charming and charismatic as fuck, but my kindness is ALWAYS my weakness. One gaping flaw of mine is that I tend to be too nice to the wrong people and in turn, I always manage to get taken advantage of...whether it be for money (which I don't have much of), time, or emotions.

The conversation went a little something like this:

Charlie: That shirt looks amazing!
Bitch: Thanks, I like it a lot too. My boyfriend got it for me.
Charlie: What do you mean? I meant the shirt on the billboard.
Bitch: Oh my god! That is so embarassing...
Charlie: Haha, I know...if it makes you feel better, you can make fun of me or we can talk about how embarrassing it is for me to be talking to a girl with a $60,000 car, while mine cost me $5,500.
Bitch: Is that why your car was making all that noise?
Charlie: Oh no, that's the beat-boxing feature. My car beat boxes on it's own.
Bitch: Haha. That was cute. If your car was nicer, that would have earned you my number.
Charlie: Your number is 10...because thats how many minutes you've been pretending to pump gas and waiting to say something like you just did. My number is 1...because my tank is full and thats how many minutes until I leave you to your materialistic self. Tell your parents they have a pretty nice car.

How the fuck did I magically acquire a monster pair of testicles? I don't fucking know. I'll blame it on my recent obsession with Nip/Tuck and the personality of one of the shows stars Christian Troy (played by Julian McMahon).That girl had it coming. Point is: sometimes it's better for us to replace our hearts with our spine.

The old me would have ate up her comments and then went home to research new cars for two hours. BUT, the new "nice guy gone asshole" me didn't take shit because fuck it...why should I from a spoiled girl like that?

I have to get on the bus for work in an hour and a half, so I better get going. Cheers!!!

This summer is going to be one for the record books...

Cinco De Mayooooo!!!!!! Bring on the Tequila and Corona!!!

Wellllllllllllll...it's Cinco De Mayo!!! As I gather myself on the last day of classes, I think of how I can celebrate tonight's festivities without involving any form of studying for finals. So as I plan out how to make this Cinco De Mayo one to remember, I ask myself...what would Hef do?

I remember at this point last year I was watching the De La Hoya vs. Mayweather fight with some friends. As nice as it was drowning myself in Cuervo and Corona, I needed to step my game up.

To celebrate tonights fiesta, we picked up some wings from Hooters. I'll never forget the Hooters girls from tonight. Personally, I usually hardly check out the girls when I go to Hooters. I guess that it's just not really my thing to watch girls flirt with ninety year old guys and truck drivers. Furthermore, the girls were ridiculously hot and we ordered a few Coronas while waiting for our order, not only did they hook us up with the coolest and biggest bottles ever, but they sat and drank with us for awhile.

Considering that today is a Monday, I will be very limited as to my options. Nonetheless, it is off to a really really good start. Words can't say how much I miss Mexico on days like this.

Cheers, caballeros!!!

The Night I Got Demolished by Hookah!!!

...Sequence of Events...

This was no typo. While aiming to do something a little different, friends and I chose to check out a Hookah Lounge in Queens, NY. First and foremost, I have been around pretty much every drug in existence (that doesn't mean I did them all). Secondly, I have smoked hookah about a dozen times before this occurrence.

So...somebody please explain to me, how the fuck I got so damn light-headed off Hookah. My logic tells me that I was taking monster hits and my lungs were being worked harder because I was inhaling and exhaling way longer than I usually do. Nonetheless, I carried on and inhaled that flavored tobacco like a champ.

Hef seems to be a Jack of All Trades, so I put work into that Hookah to step my game up too!

Considering how sensual and crazy it is inside a Hookah Spot, my next goal is to have sex in one.

How I Pussied Out of 2 Situations with Women:

• I was so close to achieving it this time, but pussied out because I felt like our waitress was all touchy feely on me because she wanted to work the tip (She wanted to work the tip of my !@#$). I swear, this woman would rub my shoulders when she came to take our order and rake her nails down my back every time she walked away. Our Hookah was supposed to be $10.00 each (We ordered 2). But, we were somehow given a $90.00 check, with the addition of a surprise $60.00 music charge (Music from Snake Charmers). The crazy check made me forget about the hot waitress and it was a conquest I missed out on.
• My second potential ticket to poon was on the dance-floor. Steve and Joe (seen below), pointed out these 2 smoking hot women doing the lesbian dance on the dance-floor. As I gathered myself to stand up and approach them, I noticed a group of guys that wouldn't take their eyes off of them. I figured they'd be no match for me when it came to charming these women, but they learned that the girls actually were married to those men (who were in a pretty big group of scary guys)...case closed.
  

Site Re-Design and Expansion!!! Woooo!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...it is my pleasure to introduce you to a sneak preview of this sites re-design. I have been in the process of revamping the look of the site, the way its organized and I'll have scheduled posts that I'll follow (Every other day or so I will be posting). The new site will have sick links, galleries and new features, BUT until it is up, I'll be sure to post on here more frequently. Without further a due...I present to you a sneak peak of the Rise of Charlie 2.0

Release of my PlayboySpring Break Trailer!!!

Let me kick things off for apologizing for my lack of blogging and inactivity lately. As I check the analytics on the site, I see some of my loyal viewers have still been checking for updates and I've been slacking. Therefore, I think it's apparent that I need to step my game up. As I start to feed you content on what happened at Playboy Spring Break, it would only be necessary to present to you the trailer of our trip...enjoy! =)

Madness!?...This is SPRING BREAAAAAAAAK!!!

May I start by apologizing for my absence for a couple weeks. It wasn't my intention to leave you guys hanging, but I promise to make up for it anyway. Truth is that I have been busy as hell with midterms, work and volleyball. Anyway, it won't happen again because I'm shifting this up my priority list to get it up and cracking.

Moving on...it's March!!!...more importantly...Spring Break!!! I'll be heading to Los Cabos, Mexico with Playboy for their Spring Break Event and I'll be sure to keep you guys posted on any "happenings".

One of the best things about Spring Break is the preparation. While trying to rise at Playboy, I figured I had to do something to make me stand out for the trip. Just like that, "voula!"...the rabbit head haircut was born. Basically, my friends Steve and Justin bought an electric razor and had a field day on my scalp. Apparently, shaving rabbits into my head wasn't enough and they had to throw in a couple pranks here and there. The more notorious of the pranks "3 guys, 1 cup".

Here's a clip featuring the Rabbit Head Haircut: