Sunday, April 27, 2008

An End to the Crazy Eights!!! 8 Girls in One Mansion Throwing the Best Parties on Campus!!!

What happens when you take 8 gorgeous college girls and throw them in a mansion together?

I'm sure a lot of random shit! But, you also get the best parties you can imagine. Amazingly enough, these girls are tough and smart, so there parties never had much drama. Besides throwing the sickest parties, their some of the most focussed girls I know. They all have things going on with themselves to move up in life and they somehow manage to party hard and keep busy. Besides being a party house, I've been there on random days to vent out to some of the girls and they've always been there to listen to me bitch.

Sadly, the lease of the "Crazy 8 House" has ended. Therefore, here is a "Cheers!" to the girls... For throwing the parties that we'll never forget!

Last weekend they had their last party and it was fucking awesome! I made sure that I got some Playboy gear for them to make the last party one to remember. Everybody at the party was really cool and every girl there looked amazing! There weren't any fights, there weren't any sober people and there wasn't a dull moment the entire night.

The cops eventually came to try to break the party up, but nobody wanted to leave!!! As for me, I woke up in an apartment a couple blocks away from their house.

"Cheers" to the Crazy 8's!

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The Night I Got Demolished by Hookah!!!

...Sequence of Events...



This was no typo. While aiming to do something a little different, friends and I chose to check out a Hookah Lounge in Queens, NY. First and foremost, I have been around pretty much every drug in existence (that doesn't mean I did them all). Secondly, I have smoked hookah about a dozen times before this occurrence.

So...somebody please explain to me, how the fuck I got so damn light-headed off Hookah. My logic tells me that I was taking monster hits and my lungs were being worked harder because I was inhaling and exhaling way longer than I usually do. Nonetheless, I carried on and inhaled that flavored tobacco like a champ.

Hef seems to be a Jack of All Trades, so I put work into that Hookah to step my game up too!

Considering how sensual and crazy it is inside a Hookah Spot, my next goal is to have sex in one.

How I Pussied Out of 2 Situations with Women:

  • I was so close to achieving it this time, but pussied out because I felt like our waitress was all touchy feely on me because she wanted to work the tip (She wanted to work the tip of my !@#$). I swear, this woman would rub my shoulders when she came to take our order and rake her nails down my back every time she walked away. Our Hookah was supposed to be $10.00 each (We ordered 2). But, we were somehow given a $90.00 check, with the addition of a surprise $60.00 music charge (Music from Snake Charmers). The crazy check made me forget about the hot waitress and it was a conquest I missed out on.
  • My second potential ticket to poon was on the dance-floor. Steve and Joe (seen below), pointed out these 2 smoking hot women doing the lesbian dance on the dance-floor. As I gathered myself to stand up and approach them, I noticed a group of guys that wouldn't take their eyes off of them. I figured they'd be no match for me when it came to charming these women, but they learned that the girls actually were married to those men (who were in a pretty big group of scary guys)...case closed.

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Friday, April 18, 2008

Things ARE bigger in Texas!!! Charlie goes to Dallas re-cap!



NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION AND YOU LOVE VOLLEYBALL AS MUCH AS I DO...

This would be the 5th year of my life that I play volleyball competitively. However, it is the third year that I'd be going to the Collegiate National Championships. "Dude, volleyball is a chick's sport"...I know.

Consider this, several hundred teams in downtown Dallas...of these several hundred teams, there are about 15 people per team and after all, it is a "chick's sport", leaving the girl to guy ratio very favorable.

Weird fact about me: For whatever reason, I am usually one of the first people noticed when walking in a room. Why? 1. Because I'm always smiling like an idiot and 2. because I'm really tall. HOWEVER, the celebrity of this trip was Alex Wong.

Who the fuck is Alex Wong?:

Alex Wong is a volleyball player who stands at a mere five feet tall (5'). Alex jumps nearly 40" in the air on command, which explains why most people come to our games just to marvel at him. He is pretty much our version of the greaseman from Ocean's 11.
Here is Alex blocking a 6' 6" hitter. ( 18" taller than him)
Considering that there are so many teams in such a small area, you can imagine what the hotel's were like. This year, we stayed at the Hotel Adolphus, which is a four star hotel that Queen Elizabeth stays at when she comes to America. Unfortunately, our hotel did not have many college teams staying at it; but, where there is a will...there is a way and we made it a point to go to the "zoo" of a hotel where everybody else was. People were passed out on elevators, crawling from door to door.

Within 5 minutes, of walking through the hotel, our little Asian Celebrity was spotted by groupies who begged for a picture with him. Shit was ridiculous.

At the end of the trip, the "Zoo" would have a party to celebrate the end of the tourney and believe me when I say this place was packed. (There had to be three girls per guy in there).

While scouting the dance floor and socializing with random girls, I end up finding myself on stage for the remainder of the night. How? I couldn't even tell you. Alone? Helllll no!!! I ended up dancing the night away with a girl who walked right out of the "Call on me" music video. It was heaven in Dallas. Although we didn't win much on the court, our time spent off the court will not be forgotten.
Call On Me Music Video:

Charlie Romano doing what he does best:

Until next time...

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Playboy Spring Break Lives On and On and On and On...

Yes, I, Charlie Romano, am back from Playboy Spring Break in Los Cabos. BUTT, (yes, with 2 t's) the good life is living on and on through Playboy.com and the Playboy Channel on YouTube.

Check out some of the videos featuring yours truly:

Me interviewing hot girls on the beach (Questions the answers you really want to know):


Our event at Zoo Bar (Yes, there is footage of me grinding with a Playboy model):


Cranking water balloons at the producer from "Jackass" in Mexico.

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Friday, April 4, 2008

Site Re-Design and Expansion!!! Woooo!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages...it is my pleasure to introduce you to a sneak preview of this sites re-design. I have been in the process of revamping the look of the site, the way its organized and I'll have scheduled posts that I'll follow (Every other day or so I will be posting). The new site will have sick links, galleries and new features, BUT until it is up, I'll be sure to post on here more frequently. Without further a due...I present to you a sneak peak of the Rise of Charlie 2.0

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Thursday, April 3, 2008

Release of my PlayboySpring Break Trailer!!!

Let me kick things off for apologizing for my lack of blogging and inactivity lately. As I check the analytics on the site, I see some of my loyal viewers have still been checking for updates and I've been slacking. Therefore, I think it's apparent that I need to step my game up. As I start to feed you content on what happened at Playboy Spring Break, it would only be necessary to present to you the trailer of our trip...enjoy! =)

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