Intern Inbox: The GREATEST e-mail that I have ever received at Playboy.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

No need for an explanation. Please just read on...


Hey bud,
David (Sides) came over after he had lunch with you, I didn't get his text that he was here until I woke up at 1.
I went to The Box last night and it was the craziest thing I have ever seen. A girl queefed as conducted by a midget, and an R Kelly impersonator pissed into some girls pussy and she squirted it back out. I was there til 5 this morning just in shock and awe, I'll have to tell you all about it.
Also, I'm booked to go to Vegas later this month for labor day weekend... I know you were planning on September...


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Thanks Willem, I did not eat lunch today.